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me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight
gf: yeah they are
me: you know who else is beautiful though?
gf: *blushes* who
me: luigi
Listen, Twilight could have been completely solved if they had just chosen a college over the Grand Forks high school. Like? Y’all look 18 forever? I know college seniors who look 16, it’s cool. They don’t eat? Man we’re poor too, y’all don’t see me eat ever. Y’all glitter in the sunlight? It’s cool I went to a rave once too, that glitter shit it hard to get off. Like c’mon. Why would you wanna be in high school for a milenia anyways.
i love myself but i dont love me back
i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard
look whos still single in 2014
still single in 2015
still… 2016
still, 2017!!!!
congrats to me! I’m still single! Happy 2018!
“Technically, he wasn’t an ex-boyfriend, but he was an ex-something. An ex-maybe. An ex-almost.”
— Unknown